"The fish pond is too small. There's no way I can drown in there."

"Of course you can."

"I can't silly. The water is only up to my ankle."

"You are right. Let's see. What else can we do. Maybe we can improvise a little bit."

"Oh, I know! Why not I hang myself here," pointing index finger to the white four-seater swing.

"We can do that, if you are five years old! You are way too tall to be hanged there." 

"This is just too hard. I give up."

"See, typical you. To give up on everything. Not only you gave up with life, now you are giving up to give up life."

"Oh, shut the fuck up."

"Fuck you."