"So you're saying that he's writing his memoir?"

"Yes Inspector."

"And your complaint is.."

"Don't you see it? He is purposely making me sick, to add on in his memoir! Drama!"

"That's a bit far fetched don't you think?"

"Well, he is a writer."

"And you?"

"I write as well."

"You've been reading recently?"

"Yes, of course. Why do you ask?"

"Ma'am, I'd like to advice you to avoid reading mysteries. At least until you're feeling better." With that I saw him glance towards my current read, The Big Four from Agatha Christie's collection, on the table.

"You think I'm making this up?"

"Well.."

"You think I'm crazy don't you?!"

"Sorry Ma'am, I have to go now. Duty calls."