The Big One
"So you're saying that he's writing his memoir?"
"Yes Inspector.""And your complaint is..""Don't you see it? He purposely make me sick, to add on in his memoir! Drama!""That's a bit far fetched don't you think?""Well, he is a writer.""And you?""I write as well.""You've been reading recently?""Yes, of course. What kind of question is that?""Ma'am, I'd like to advice you to avoid reading mysteries. At least until you're feeling better." At that I saw him glance towards my current read, The Big Four from Agatha Christie's collection, on the table."You think I'm making this up?""Well..""You think I'm crazy don't you?!""Sorry Ma'am, I got to go now. Duty calls."