Da Says

A Misleading Fairytale

When you picked me up with the Disney ride, I was already doubtful, as to how the evening will end. Don't get me wrong, I adore Mickey Mouse, used to have a favourite red t-shirt of it, worn it every where, heck it was on TV too, but 10 Mickeys and 20 Minnies in one car, is just scary. The dashboard lined with black and red fur did not help either. I held my breath until we arrived to our destination, thankfully it was only 5 minutes away.

Comfortably seated on the couch, I immediately order a cup of Hot Chocolate. I have been longing for that for quite awhile, only the one I got was not hot. At all. The waiter did ask me though, hot or cold. Fine, maybe there's a cold hot chocolate. But he forgot to mention warm. The one he served me was warm. Terribly warm going to cold. Lumpy, but delicious. Almost made me forget about anything else, until we decided to call it a night.

Back to the Minnie Mobile.

Well, I'm home now. Send my regards to your Minnie.

Love Talk at 29

Jack:
Gave up?

Jill:
What?
To fall in love?

Jack:
Yeap.

Jill:
Should i?

Jack:
Honestly you should.
Love is vapid.

Jill:
I should give up?

Jack:
Yes.
Just get married already.

Jill:
Why?
Would it be different?

Jack:
Yeah.
It means u gave up.

Jill:
Owh
Did you give up?

Jack:
Gave up trying.

Jill:
Gave up trying to fall in love?
But if you were already in love, and if you are in love, you don't have to try to fall in love?

Jack:
Depends.
Sometimes if you can't, then you improvise.

Jill:
Are you in love?

Jack:
Tough question.
Are you?

Jill:
Why is it tough?
I asked you first.

Jack:
You don't think it's tough?

Jill:
To decide whether or not you're in love?
I guess not.
But to cope, it's a different thing.
I think.

Jack:
How can you tell?
Butterflies?
Shivers?
That you're in love?
Is a crush,
Love?

Jill:
You're gonna say that it's subjective, aren't you?

Jack:
Subjective is an understatement.

Unparalleled Junkie V

I hate to see someone doze into slumber when I am myself griping at the fact that I am not able to go to sleep. The whimpers and soft snores chime in harmony as if mocking me and saying, "Hey, when are YOU going to Lala Land"?

I'll tell you when. I will happily stroll to Lala Land, carrying a rattan basket in my left hand, while my right hand is plucking away at pretty wild flowers, when everyone else is AWAKE and serving time in Reality. That's when.

Oh, no need for you to wake up. I'll be happy when I am alone in that land when the time comes. Right after I take my dose of.. Zzzz.

Bodek.

"Cikda, dalam perut Wan keluar ramai adik-adik."

"Adik-adik?"

"Yes. Mama, Mummy Atie, Cikda, Cuja, Mummy. A lot of babies."

"Yes, ada five. Pergi tanya Wan, sakit tak?"
"Eh no, pergi tanya Wan siapa paling cantik."

"Taknaklah."

"Pergilah tanya."

"Cikda."

"Cikda paling cantik?"

"Yes."

"Cikda dengan Mama?"

"Cikda."

"Cikda dengan Mummy Atie?"

"Cikda."

"Cikda dengan Cuja?"

"Cikda."

"Cikda dengan Mummy?"

"Cikda."

"Cikda dengan Ally?"

"Cikda and Ally!"

Unparelleled Junkie IV

My nose is killing me. It's the miserable flu.

In the next door room, cum illegal pharmacy.

"I just had Zyrtec, but somehow it's not working. Do you have anything else that can help?"

"I don't know. What do you want?"

"What about Clarinase? The normal one though. I have the 24hrs Clarinase, but I think that's a bit too strong. I have work to do."

"I think I have it somewhere here..." Going through drawers.

"No, I don't think I have it. What about Actifed?"

"That will make me high or sleepy." (Sneeze.) "But I'll take it!"

"Okay."

"Thanks, and high. I meant, bye!"